AUWins AUsome College Football Blog Week 2

Hello again everybody from the land of milk and honey and by honey I don't mean the kind that bees make. Try to figure that out why I finish my incredibly insightful points about the upcoming weekend in college football!

I trust that all of my faithful followers had a great Labor Day weekend and enjoyed all the college football we had on display last week. As I predicted, Ohio State struggled mightily with the Navy option attack. What I could NOT predict is the Navy's head coach (okay, YOU go ahead and try to pronounce it!) would make such a boneheaded play call on the 2 point conversion to literally hand the hard fought game over to the butteyes. Horrible!

It was also no real surprise that the tahd from bama tore loose on the circumsized roosters in the fourth quarter. I had thought it would come down to mistakes and that the more experienced hokies would make less of them. Turned out it was simply a matter of who was the stronger man. As usual in that type of contest, the SEC prevailed.

Finally, I believe THUGA may be in trouble. Trust me, as an Auburn fan I've seen it up close and personal.

So what words of impeccable wisdom do I have for this week? Let us pray....


Weekend 2 Notable Matchups

The Butt Eyes vs U of Spoiled Children

Let me state this up front. I believe T. Pryor is one of the most overhyped kids in a long time in CF. I told one of my buddies last weekend as we watched him against Navy that so far he looks like a taller and larger Mike Vick. No real consistency with his passing game. State will ride his legs and hope he's another V. Young but so far he's not. On the other side of this you have a true freshman QB for the used condoms. I don't like that when you combine it with being on the road in one of the largest football stadiums in the country. However, I just feel in my gut that the surrounding speed and talent at SC is better than the home field advantage of OSU. I think this game is close for 3 quarters, but then Pryor will fumble or throw an INT in the fourth and then the wheels will come off .

USC by 10.

The Leps vs Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecheegan

If you put Fattyboy up against the Mountain West and WAC (minus Boise St) all season then Lou Holthhhhz could see his sexual fantasy come true and the fighting fairy boys would win a NC. But Michigan is not a lowly Mtn West or WAC team. And while we don't really know just how improved they are this season, the dancing green leprechauns are at the big house and I think the home field advantage and the coaching advantage of Richy boy will prevail.

UM by 7 and Charlie Wies splits his britches bending over to retrieve his dropped stat sheet.

Games Worth Keeping An Eye On (Just for fun)

UNC vs UConn

I hate these kinds of games because the lesser team (in this case, UConn) usually play really well and can pull off the upset, but they can also go in and lay an egg too. I think this is one of the better chances to see an upset this weekend. UConn is fiesty with something to prove every time they take the field. They played well last weekend scoring in bunches. UNC had better NOT have tar heels tomorrow!

The 'Cuse vs The Worlds Oldest Living Human

Yeah they lost late last weekend to Minnesota. But just as I had a funny feeling about Navy and OSU last weekend I'm telling you to chech the halftime score of this one and see what's going on before writing the orangemen off.

bama vs fla. intl

Just joking!!!! Haa haaa!

The Scholars of the SEC vs Asshat Lester and Yella Thangs

Vandy had absolutely GROSS rushing yardage last weekend. Lester and his ilk struggled on the road vs the huskies. I have a feeling The Who will play much better at home but if you're a TRUE fan of CF...you'll watch what Vandy does running the ball this weekend in redstick. I think the coonarses win it but it will be a close game late.

THUGA vs The Cockfighters

God only knows. Both of these SEC teams looked downright pathetic in week 1. It's at the toiletbowl in Athens (that's Georgia, not Greece for you bama fans out there) so I give the mutts a three point victory. Spurrier will shove his visor up Garcia's arse and then go out and play QB himself in the second half.

The Men of Auburn vs The Poor Man's bulldogs

My beloved Tigers looked strong in the second half in week one. I believe they will improve tenfold this week on both sides of the ball. But I also believe State brings in a rejuvinated program who will play hard for 3 quarters and keep it from being a blowout. In the fourth Q however, Auburn and the homefield advantage take over and we leave beautiful Jordan (that's pronounced "Jer-dan") Hare singing about how great it is to be an Auburn Tiger. AU by 13.

I trust all of my wonderful readers and followers have a terrific weekend and if you travel, travel well and travel safely.

Enjoy....and WAR EAGLE!!