AUWins AUsome College Football Blog Week 5

This Week: Hammer Meets Nail!!!!

Hello again all my wonderful readers out there in the college football world. This week's blog will be somewhat short and sweet. Why you may ask? Well, because AUWins has too much to do at work and his Friday lunch is being cut short so I don't have a helluva lotta time! HA!

Let's have a quick recap of last week then look ahead to week 5's exciting line up.

Week 4 Recap and Learnings

Scalphunters vs Bulls

Okay, so who out there actually PREDICTED this one??? Are you JOKING??!!! For the second straight week in a row, Bowden's boys threw up the biggest upset...except this time it was by LOSING to USF who was playing their backup QB at FSU. This will be Bobby's last year. He will announce his retirement in the coming weeks before the end of the season.

LSWho vs Poor Man's Bulldogs

I sincerely believe that Les "The Mess" Miles has a signed pact with Mephostopheles. Asshat can't really coach and yet he always has just enough talent to win him games like this past week's against bottom dweller Miss State. Take one Chad Jones out of the game, and Miss State actually wins by 14.

The Low Tropical Depression vs Roosters Suddenly With BALLS!!

Never seen bad weather so totally take a good team out of their game plan like it did Miami. That was horrible!! Cost AUWins a lot of points too in my pickem!

Iowa vs The Old Man On Mount Nittany

Was anybody surprised Penn State was yet again shown for being just some average lumbering Big 10 team?

Week 5 Games To Watch

Oklahoma Laters vs Low Tropical Depression

Worst thing that coulda happened to OK was for Va Tech to beat Miami senseless in Blacksburg. I think OK is a good team with an excellent defense, and this will NOT be a blowout. But I believe Miami playing at home will win this one and put Chokelahoma's season on ice in the first weekend in October.

The Mangy Mutts vs The Asshat

Les Miles won't win AT Athens with THAT team he showed the first 3 games. Mark Richt will have some of the problems corrected that THUGA has had in week 5 and I'm actually guessing that it could get rather ugly for the coonasses. The leghumpers win by a sizable margin (14+) and the grumbling in Baton Rooooooooooooooge starts to become audible.

The Condoms vs The Leftist Commies

Don't even think that Cal has a shot here. USC lost their only game of the season because of an injured QB who couldn't play. He's back and USC comes out this weekend and MAKES A STATEMENT! Mark it down. Cal will slither under the nearest rock after this ass beating!

The Pachyderms vs The Toothless Mountain Lions

As much as I dislike my arch rival, their defense is probably the best in the nation and their offense is much better than expected. Rich Brooks will have a brain aneurysm in the 2nd quarter when bammer blocks a punt and runs it in for 7 more to make it 49 - 0.

The Glorious Heroes Of Auburn vs The Extras From "Deliverance"

I love my Tigers more than many things in life (sorry Ethel, you were beautiful), but I have a BAAAAAAAAAAAD feeling about their first road trip up in THEM THAR HILLS!! I believe UT's defense will stiffen up and force AU to go to the air. While Auburn will have some success on offense, my fear as a fan that it will not be enough to overcome what is one of the worst special teams units in the country.

I have never wanted to be more wrong...but I believe AU's special teams gives UT 10 point and loses by 3. AUWins will be, for one day at least, AULoses.

Well there you have it friends. I hope that you all have a great, relaxing and safe college football weekend. Enjoy all the games and after this Saturday, the college football landscape will be consirably changed with many overrated teams losing for the first, or even SECOND time.

See you next week!